This may come as a surprise to you, but the majority of Offensive Combat’s players are dudes. No, really, they are. And as such, we’re guessing that most of you aren’t too excited about the upcoming Valentine’s Day holiday — or at least, not as much as the greeting card companies, florists, and chocolatiers want you to be.

But that’s where we come in.

Yes friends, in celebration of this week’s ode to Valentinus, we’re unleashing awesome new social tools and festive new content, while also holding a sale on s previously-released, yet still “holiday appropriate” items!

What’s that mean for you? Well obviously, since Valentine’s Day is such an important social holiday, we’re using this week’s big occasion to “officially” launch two fantastic new features! First up, is the oft-requested ability for players to view and invite their Facebook friends from inside Offensive Combat itself, which should make connecting to pals easier than ever! Even more exciting, though, is the introduction of our new PWNography feature. Want to capture in-game screenshots and post them to Facebook in real time? Now you can with a single, simple click of the button!

On the content front, we’re offering two brands new weapons — one melee and one grenade — via the Ugly Stick and Sweet Revenge! If there’s a better way to say, “I love you” than whipping an opponent to death with a crooked, creepy-faced tree branch before blowing them to bits with an explosive candy heart we don’t know what it is.

Also in keeping with the St. Valentine’s Day theme, we’ve likewise-included a special Lip Service PWN that fittingly kisses your enemies goodbye once you’ve conquered them and added an irresistible French Maid character to the Body Parts roster. Of course, our special V-Day sale is just as sweet, with limited-time discounts on existing favorites like the Forever Alone head, the Wanker PWN, and Lollipopper melee weapon!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

For a complete list of changes and addition to Offensive Combat please reference the list below.

Offensive Combat v2013.03 | February 12, 2013

Feature Changes

• Added Ugly Stick melee weapon
• Added Sweet Revenge holiday grenade
• Added French Maid character
• Added Lip Service PWN
• Added PWNography screenshot capture to “O” key
• Players can now view and invite Facebook friends in-game
• Added Preferred Region option to the Settings menu (U.S. version only)

Improvements

• Corrected typo on the Progression screen

Weapon – Ferret M82 LE Sniper Rifle

• Exclusive Limelight skin now appropriately appears in inventory when purchasing the bundle
• Sahara skin is now appropriately listed as a purchasable mod

Map – Disasteroids

• Fixed multiple exploits that allowed players to leave the playable area
• Players can no longer access the structure’s rooftops
• Improved visual presentation and detail
• Jump pads have been redesigned to look even more badass

Map – Dry Run

• Fixed multiple exploits that allowed players to leave the playable area
• Players can no longer access multiple rooftops
• Improved visual presentation and detail

Map – Painhouse

• Fixed multiple exploits that allowed players to leave the playable area
• Improved visual presentation and detail

Map – Shortest Yard

• Fixed multiple exploits that allowed players to leave the playable area
• Improved visual presentation and detail

Map – Trigger Mortis

• Fixed multiple exploits that allowed players to leave the playable area